Friday, January 18

Anal meanderings

I may just be anal. I'm not certain, but there comes a point when one has to consider that their preparedness is really over-preparedness, to the extent that they're just plain anal. Going through my bag, I discovered: A multipurpose plug, four rechargeable AA batteries and charger, a (soft) hairbrush, a little comb, a notebook with those plastic divider thingies in place, a bunch of A4 sheets, some nine pens, a thick black marker, two empty mini-DV tapes, an empty hi8 tape, a box with blank CDs and DVDs, and a (very manly) mint flavored Nivea chapstick. I then went down to that beautiful, sexy darling of mine, to examine her contents and came across my tripod, with an excellent unbranded headphone-mic with crystal clear sound that I use for voiceovers, five bars of dark chocolate (oft replenished), a pair of sunglasses, a few strips of peppermint Orbit white, a (rough) hairbrush, two sealed pine tree-shaped air freshners, a bunch of little candies in the ashtray, and some change in the change-holding thingie. Aurelia's boot contained a bucket, with cleaning supplies and a dry duster inside, a little bag with a change of clothes, a bottle of Davidoff Goodlife, and an extra bottle of shampoo, and two spare tubes for her tyres.
Edit: There is also my one and only hairband in the bag that I've been using for the last three years, and two hair ties, although those are lost and replaced frequently.

I had a little epiphany. There is still some good left in the world. The other day, on the way home from Karol Bagh, after getting a little work done on Aurelia, I discovered we were completely out of gas. Now it was slightly foggy, I was ready to admit I was a bit chilly, and I'd forgotten my trenchcoat at home. Being rather close to the roundabout at the end of Shanti Path, the only petrol pump I could think of was an Indianoil a good two kilometers back at the peak of an uphill road. After about forty minutes of pushing, panting and freezing, I finally got to the top of the road. By this point one of the Indianoil employees saw me and ran over along with three of his colleagues to help me get Aurelia over, and after filling the tank again, pointed out the little attached Subway. While I was parking Aurelia on the side, one of Indianoil guys went in and said something to the Subway guy, who got to work on a sandwich immediately. Upon entering the Subway, I was seated on a table with a little hot-air blower set next to it, and was presented with a massive sandwich consisting of vegetables and hunks of meat and cheese, not the normal token piss-poor slices they toss in usually, piping hot, with a nice room-temperature bottle of Gatorade and a slice of gooey cake. While I attacked the food set out before me with gusto, I was joined by the Subway guy and two of the Indianoil fellows, who went about telling me that I ought to have come up and asked them to come down and help, and rattling off the other petrol pumps close by, and how rising petrol prices was affecting them, and basically keeping me company while I ate. The Subway guy then refused to let me pay for the meal, and instead pulled out a bag with a dozen freshly-baked, warm, gooey double chocolate chip cookies, and made one heart-warming statement: "No one should be out in this cold alone, these biscuits are our warmth, that we're sending with you to keep you warm on your way home."

One of my dearest friends in the world is getting married. She's in town for the wedding, and I had lunch with her today. I get to meet the f
iancé tomorrow, for the first time. It's an arranged thingie, and as this is the first time a friend this close is getting married, I need to start a precedent of laying down the law with the guy she's going to spend the rest of her life with. I also have no idea what I'm going to get her. Ideas, people, I need ideas. It's bad enough that when I asked her to tell me what to get her as I didn't want to get something someone else got, she told me that what I'd get her, no one else would ever come up with. Help!

The next blog I want you folks to visit is that of the lovely Wiseling. Now this girl is most endearing, and her writing worth spending time over. Do go visit her.

Also, allow me to make your day. This song sure did it for me the other day when Neha sent me there.

Anyone else notice this post is in an absolutely deliciously sized font?

64 comments:

risha; said...

Delicious font indeed.

No such thing as over-prepared. Ever.

My bag tends to have (at any given point): 4 chapsticks (I tend to misplace them), batteries, Digi Camera (and an extra battery), tons of chewing gum, paper, notebooks, diary, pens, coloured pencils, kohl, a comb, hand sanitizer, safety pins, deodorant, hand and face cream, a t-shirt (if it's my backpack), hair ties, hair pins, clear zip lock bags, an extra watch, Zune, panadol, magnetron, two inhalers of each (I have two different inhalers), a hoodie if it's winter and a nail clipper for some reason. The nail clipper is irrelevant really, considering I bite my nails. And now, for some seemingly useless reason; you know what's in my backpack.

Wedding present. Depends on how close she is. I would make a close friend a book filled with things she might need. Like, a hand-made 'guide to marriage book' or a box of it. I'd hand write some of my favourite recipes, stick in a ton of photos of us together or of her before the marriage thing even came up, try remember any references she's made about her wedding- did she want a traditional one? put down memories of that, tear out pages from cosmo about 'how to please your man in bed', stick a condom in, is she going to Hawaii for her honeymoon?- make little photo holders to stick pictures from her wedding and honeymoon in, get friends to write in the book: share good wishes, memories or just tease her silly, stick in scraps of lingerie or sketch a picture of her as a traditional house-wife: her own, hand-made, super personalised book for wedded bliss.

Or, just get her a good book. I wouldn't diss a book.

And, first comment? Wow. Where's the readership?!

La Figlia Che Piange said...

Yes, surprisingle easy to read though. Those cookies are SO GOOD. You have two hairbrushes? Snigger. Hard AND soft? Snigger snigger. I change bags too often for them to have much in them but I always have a book. And I have the same chapstick. Verryy manly.

Anonymous said...

I'm touched by your petrol story... that's so sweet that people are so willing to just offer their help, services, food, and friendship to you.

IT really does help make the world a better place.

Arranged marriage? I hope it went well, and that she likes the guy. I'm interested to know what you said to him, and if, you know, she had things said to her from his family.

Anonymous said...

Erm ... that would never happen here. Not any place I can think of.

L.P. said...

"No one should be out in this cold alone, these biscuits are our warmth, that we're sending with you to keep you warm on your way home."
SQUEEEEE! I LOVE that story! Wiping a tear from my eye... no, I'm NOT being sarcastic - I think that's a heart warming (as well as stomach warming) story.

Yeah, you're uber anal.

Arranged marriage? Get her a vibrator. What? I'm not kidding.

Ohhhh - I know! A picture of your butt! You SAID it was a work of art.

Pri said...

um same to same font no? no?

i think that might have been mr.clause you met at subway. his speech at the end had me all teary eyed. and we already know and love ms wiseling.

Pri said...

nivea makes chapstick? where can i get? i heart everything nivea makes including their deo which i dont get where i live. is very sad.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... Gifts. Books/ Body Shop/ A framed photograph/ The perfect perfect fragrance.................

Also, how did you get so lucky!? At the petrol pump! Glad to see an example of customer service meets people with some soul!

And Gawd! ANAL! But then, I won't even start about what all my bag contains...

Oh! and Pri - Nivea chapsticks are available at a lot of chemist stores. And they're yummmm, once Im broke and run out of my current supply of Mango, Raspberry, Ginger-Lemon - I shall go get some Nivea Apple (its AWEsome!) or Vanilla :)

Occasional Brilliance said...

"...and a (very manly) mint flavored Nivea chapstick"

lolz!!!

n that was very nice of the subway wala n the indian oil wala... btw i think i know which subway you're talking about because my bf, his sis n myself dropped in there once n he was kind enough 2 feed me 4 free because i looked so pale he thought id pass out... (not used to dilli ki sardi and all that after pune ki garmi)...

Espèra said...

Mint-flavoured Nivea chapsticks are the best!!

And yeah, I did notice the deliciousness of the size of the font. Had to increase the size.

The Cat said...

Your subway guy is gay.

Reeta Skeeter said...

Wow! A subway guy was meherbaan at you!!
I second aaki... he/they could be gay...
Nice read... Fond size left me with no option but to increase it to be able to read :|
Thx for sharing the blog link :)
Cheers!
Happy Blogging!

Reeta Skeeter said...

Oh yeah my bag is somewhat like yours too and for the gift.. I have an idea! Try this:
I gifted the same to my newly wed frds...:
http://reetaskeeter.blogspot.com/2007/08/many-facets.html

five_silver_rings said...

Hmm... I didn't know people were that kind in Delhi... been here for the past 20 yrs.. still trying to 'exist'.. wonder how.

So anyway, I DID read your post now. As for gifting your friend--I would recommend a book... or maybe a video camera to record her first moments/days of marriage--sigh, i sound so typical! Actually, I am pretty bad at gifting, so my advice should not be taken that seriously... really!

As for my reply on women-driving... check it out on my blog.

P.S. I DID notice your font size this time... and I did manage to increase it's size.. so ha ha ha!

five_silver_rings said...

NOW go and see it :P

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

waow....thr really r sme nice ppl in our city!!
no wonder i love being a prt of it! :)

freudian slip said...

somehow man u make me feel very bad about myself, i haventcombed my hair in around three years. thats mainly because i like to buzzcut it all the way, but even so, everytime i get rid of the hair, i promise myself that im going to let it grow, how ruddy long does it take anyways???

my bag if im actually very prepared, contains my parker 45,(im a complete fountain pen officiando, and consider ball pens a mortal wound to writing instruments everywhere), NO hairbrushes, my scribble pad, a couple of classic milds(yes yes, im trying to quit), an extra pair of headphones, and thats it.

my god you're anal. the title did scare me a bit though.

five_silver_rings said...

are you always online? haha, looks like I found my online blog pal. :P

Anonymous said...

Beyond over prepared, most certainly anal.
Depending on how close your friend is, you could consider something like a piece of furniture if they're living in Delhi, or else a video camera for the happy family to start off.

ANC said...

Whatever you do, DO NOT get her a cookery book or anything, you know, household-y. Just doesn't send out the right message. I'd suggest something with a personal touch - you're into film making - make her an edit of all the videos you have of her, try and include some of the wedding footage, if possible. Something like a narration of her life till the wedding?

Or gift her a funny book on marriage. I haven't read it but since Bill Cosby writes funny (read Fatherhood), I'd suggest Love and Marriage. Or try Surviving Men (I don't know who it's by, but Jerry Pinto' Surviving Women was funny -perfect for a guy friend getting married, for future situations).

Sigh.

*thinking*

*thinking*

So the Subway guy gave you cookies, huh? You lucky creep.

. said...

I take your cue. From now on everything redundant and ridculous is going under the set "Anal".

Sigfreid and Roy are anal. Pun intended.

Renovatio said...

@PNG
The readership has been lax this post, now that I think about it.

@opaline
Manly indeed. Minty fresh. See?

@liz
I actually really, really liked the guy. Very open, very honest, very polite, and tall too, only three inches shorter than me. The guy's an investment banker, promised to teach me all about stocks too :p

@bat she-dog
Didn't think it could happen here either, really.

@lakota
I don't think the hubbie would enjoy a picture of my butt ya know...

@pri
He was too thin and South Indian to be Mr. Claus. Perhaps Mr. Clausvanathanswami? I hate Nivea deo, smells like cold cream.

@vanilla syrup
I'm screwed as far as this wedding present goes. Four days to the wedding.
And ooh, vanilla chapstick. I live for vanilla. I might just get it and smell it all day or something...

@whiskey
I see I'm not the only one to have encountered this chap.

@awaiting
Glad to see the font size was appreciated.

@aaki
Perhaps, perhaps. I still got a dozen free cookies.

@reeta skeeter
That's wayyyy too small a thing for a wedding gift. At least from me, she told her fiancé I was an younger, older brother. Younger than her, but treats her like an older sister. Someone like that needs to get something special. Pressure :(

@five silver rings
Camera, oooh. Great idea. I should do that. Except she's technologically challenged. I tried to get her to help shoot once, set up the shot and everything, told her to just press record. She managed to access settings I still haven't discovered that offset the white balance, exposure and focus completely.
And you seemed to log off the moment I answered to your 'blog pal-ness'.

@mama kin
Scared you eh? Like my butt was talking, think in one of the Ace Ventura movies he literally talked through his ass, by moving his buttcheeks manually.
Man, I don't even know how to write with a fountain pen. I just can't get the weird angle thingie down pat.

@yet another
Righto.

@blue
Maybe a redeemable coupon book where I come in from time to time and teach her how to cook certain things? Gah. I'll look at those books. But I still need something big. Refer to the reply to Reeta Skeeter.
Oh, and the cookies, a whole dozen :D

@art
Sigh, you missed it man.

Anu said...

Okay wow. i am mortified .
Wedding presents are the most awful things to pick. So sowwie there.
AND i'm pretty overwhelmed with the amount of stuff in your bag and other people's account of their own.
geez i don carry anything at all.

And that nivea chapstick is NOT manly. DON'T kid yourself hon. :]

Still Searching said...

Lol! Oh god, that video is hilarious!!!

And that band you were talking about, is that ala Abhishek Bachan style?!

Keshi said...

u dun wanna know! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

o sorry, abt the wedding pressie...get her a lovely painting that'd remind her of ur friendship...

Keshi.

L.P. said...

~blinking~
But Reno, I thought everyone was in awe of your butt? Work of art baby, work of art.

Anonymous said...

wow! Is the sub way story true?/

no really, I need to know!

chandni
http://chandni.wordpress.com

ps: you were missed yesterday! one plan coming up for next sunday! please try to make time!

Sam said...

oi... usual fonts for me.. dats wot i see on my window most of the day.. professional hazard :)
anywyz, that IndianOil n SUBWAY thingie really happened?? I mean that's awesome. You really don't tend to come across such people.. not so often!! You have been really lucky.. trust me!!
Oh btw, for your friend.. well one really needs to know what sort of a lady she is, not to forget her fiance too...
here are the classics:
Photoframe - a simple, classy, understated one is my choice!!
A showpiece - now i gifted a friend with a dancing couple in a very very romantic position!!
An aroma set - I'm not sure on this one though!!
Out of the box:
A twin bean bag
A set of rajasthani lounge chairs
And last advice: get out there and start window shopping... or think about what you'd like for your wedding!!

btw, which petrol pump was it? i fail to place it!!

Reeta Skeeter said...

Oopsies!!! You are looking for a wedding gift! Sorry my mistake...Why don't you try the Ganga Expressions showroom at South-Ex.. they have Lladro, Swarovski and stuff like that :)

five_silver_rings said...

Stalking me? I would love to have a person with brains stalking me, so not a problem ;)

Also, what did you do all week which impelled you to stay online the entire day? Not that I am against it or anything--do that quite often myself.

Blog update time by the way :P

??! said...

you must go back and take photu of all concerned. Then must keep in wallet and show to everyone who bitches about the world. Such wunnerful heart-warmingness. Sniff...

ANC said...

Will work on it. But a good replacement, and sometimes what works better, is giving many small gifts rather than one big one.

AG said...

heyaa
nice post
how big was ur bag ??
lolzz
keep visiting

as for kyle XY
yaah I agree
season 2 was a let down after the action-packed first season but still loved watching it and still a big fan :)
yaah I soo hope that the strike gets over soon,really waiting for wt happens next with kyle.

cheers

Renovatio said...

@anu
I'm working on it. Gah

@still searching
I started wearing the band first. He copied me :p

@keshi
Oh yes I do. Painting just won't cut it I feel.

@lakota
But if her soon-to-be hubby appreciates it too, I'll find myself disapproving of him.

@chandni
Absolutely true. Tell me about the plan a few days earlier this time around.

@sam
The one up road from the Qatar embassy, leads to AES and on turning left you end up on that long road that leads to ridge?

@reeta skeeter
I'm really, really going to have to check these places out. Thanks.

@five silver rings
Oh, you know, mad rush to get all projects done at the end of the semester, six exams over three subsequent days, power struggles and politics with department head. All that stuff.

@the expletives
Wouldn't go that far, but I am considering a visit down there again soon. If only it wasn't so damn out of the way.

@blue
That's what I'm thinking. Now to figure out all those little things.

@aditi
Big leather shoulder thing. At times I overturn all the contents into my other bag, a black Nike with orange borders. Also a big shoulder thing.

Mystique said...

ish, your posts are so long, i forget what i was gonna say when this window pops up.
hmm.....overprepared, no way...
my bag has about two years of accumulated rubbish in it, but that's just me being messy.
and yes, there are still good people in this world......
and thirdly....what was it again??
hmm...hairbands???
hahaah.....i'm a girl, and even i don't use those....sorry for the laughs, but i believe tht beautiful hair should be unrestricted be bandy things,,,,i've told you that..
will go hunting for wiseling now.
shish, you get too many comments. me's jalouse.

five_silver_rings said...
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five_silver_rings said...

Projects to be done? Hmm.. What you studying? Btw, department heads always create problems, so it's better if you are on the right side of the coin... Six exams, three days--ouch!

(Keeping fingers crossed!)

Anonymous said...

A scribble is up at thestoneleaf. You have been fairly regular this time, havent you? :)

Sig said...

ahhh the font!!! hehe it's not too bad my darling - I'm nearly blind as it is.

That story almost sounds too good to be true - and it's got me hungry for Subway...mmmm...

One gift that we got for our wedding that I loved was a digital photo frame - not sure how much they'd be there, but it's awesome - it has a remote control and cool silver frame and we have it in the lounge room with all our fave photos on it as a slideshow.

we got the household stuff too, but a *special* present you need to get more personal - maybe a weekend trip away for them both, or a good hotel stay with dinner sometime for the future - Valentine's Day...lol.

A painting is also really nice :)

Utopia said...

oh my god. this is the 41st comment. sigh! wonder if you'd check this post now ;). so good samaritans do exist. i like to call them woodwork angels, cos they come out of nowhere when needed the most :). btw dude i neva saw that elusive e mail id of yours, the one you'd claimed to put up just cos a certain someone was looking for it heheh!

Australis said...

Hahahaha this reminds me of the post I wrote about my own anal habits a while back. I thought that liking the TV volume at 44 was bad, but duuuuude, you do take the cake.

Zee said...

what nonsense! those subway guys obviously didn't give u all that stuff did they??? which petrol pump is this??? pls send me a map! and why on earth are u carrying around plugs with u??

sorry can't help u with a gift...diamonds or something if she's close....i just give cash but hey that's better than flowers!

wiseling said...

everything that can and should be said has been already so i won't bore you with what lurks in my bag. but i do love nivea chapstck. yummy. also, can i just say, i wuv you. :P

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock said...

yeah totally the font size did nt go unnoticed ... though i do woner being the 45th person .... someone might go unnoticed... and also i could help but notice that i am under some baby and puppy manohar ... now my heart did cry out on that one but then my brain consoled me saying its just the atrocities of living in a alphabetical world ...
and how come the petrol pumps around here have no subways ...specially with extra christmas spirit filled employees...
dont know about the wedding gift though more than mint i go for vanilla !!!!

Anonymous said...

waise I should be telling you about gifts.....with my recent experience of receiving them, I could tell you wht worked for me and what didn't :D

DreamCatcher said...

hehaah...I use the 'manly' nivea chapstick too! i recently purged my bag and cleaned up my act. The oldest thing I found was a cherry seed wrapped in a resturant bill. Funny. And the most useless thing turned out to be a pen that hadn't worked since 2003. Ohh this is a blog post idea!
Amazing service - are u sure you weren't dreaming ? :)

Ok - get her a framed stylized photo of herself that she didn't know you have...old photographs...or something only friends share..

Anonymous said...

my bag happens to be a pandora's 'bag' of junk!!

anyway..shit this is so freaky..i was telling this friend about this video today and i was jus on my way over to youtube to hunt the link down, and here it was!! thanks a ton! and sit..the first time i saw that song i laughed so hard i literally rolled on the floor!

five_silver_rings said...

disappeared, have you?

VenkyMarg said...

Well.. youre pretty prepared to go to space. but why do you need so much ..? wats was your meal at subway.. i would carry.. my ipod, phone, axe, a pack of reds, a lighter, yup thats it...

The Keeper of the Keys said...

you are prepared well-enough to run away very fast aren't you?
Uphill road is very cloggy in monsoons.

Ze Team said...

Hmmm, gifts. If you're real close with her and can get away with being naughty - just give her a Mile High kit ;) Useful AND considerate!

If that seems way too adventurous, then one of those Wall Hanging Fish Tanks WITH a goldfish sounds like a good option.

Pity but I wanted both the things for me birthday, but WHAT A BUMMER! Oh well, I guess someone could have'em.

Interesting that you keep most of your movie-making gear at hand & also, next time you happen to see that guy from Subway - just give him a kiss from me :)

Keshi said...

Reno u'd hv to forget abt my bag for a while LOL!

k then get ur friend a Silver coffee set..now I'd love that :)

Keshi.

Mechanical said...

That Subway thing just sounds too good to be true. Delhi loves to surprise eh :)

PS: Didnt realize we were a bit of a celebrity around here, see you on just about every blog! (Im a new fan of Scout's blog. And she seems like a fan of you too.) Is this just the miniscule Delhi associated circle or are you actually a superstar :P

Shilpa Colluru said...

For every time that people said nasty things about Delhi and for all the times I've fought back! That story of yours will definitely support my cause! :)

Anonymous said...

It's only a quarter to twelve and I'm bored.

Pity you're asleep (I'm assuming here) and are too tired to keep me amused.

Le Sigh.

I am back at Uni on the 3rd and I have butterflies from over analysing (as always)and worrying about all the new people that shall shift our dynamic and how the energy shall affect me.

I am paranoid.

Le Sigh.

The Queen.

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock said...

dont bother to read my earlier comment ... i think i was drunk or something ... note to self ... never comment when you are drowsy and havent slept for two days ...

anyways nice post ....and even if anyone would like to know whats in my bag after reading 56 bags ...
i say i dont carry a bag ...
but i do carry a nivea chapstick and the white orbit in my jeans pocket .......

but excellent video link ... !!!

imperfect said...

It took me twice the time i would usually take to read it. But was worth i suppose. :)
I cant believe the subway story though.
Gift? probably a gym membership for the couple. :S

Anonymous said...

Some days I just don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Pri said...

Now THATS what I call a great blog :)

CandidConfessions said...

A single hair band for 3 years! And boy, do you have patience to write down all that was in your bag! You know what the perfect present is(atleast this is what my friends gave me when I graduated and I absolutely treasure it): An album with all memorable pictures and stuff.. That you and your best friend have shared.. My friends gave me something similar.. And it was not just pictures, but anecdotes and quotes and memorabilia all over the album.. It was my perfect gift! Im sure your friend will love it, more so cos she is getting married!
And,my oh my, the attention your blog calls for! Great going!

ANC said...

Figured anything out?

TheDragon said...

It does seem to be weddong year doesnt it?
I can name a bunch of people who are getting married, people i never thought in amillion years would do such a thing.

Buy HER something. Not a couple thing I mean. She'll probably get enough of those. And the guy should understand.

Gypsy said...

The subway guy sure made your day. For some reason people in Chennai too have this mothering instinct.. at least most of the poeple i met there tended to feed me on first sight! :) havent yet come across any such gems in Bangalore though, sigh.

great post!